Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.