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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.