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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.