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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.