Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear