Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!