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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What color is ice?

Hielo.