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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.