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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu