What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence