What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!