What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.