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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!