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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue