How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

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How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

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How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day