April Sale - 20% Off

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

Previous Random Joke Next
Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Quran Jokes More Quran Jokes

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran