What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned