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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

Which color is the coldest?

Gundy

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.