What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!