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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!