What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

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How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.