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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects