Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

E Jokes More E Jokes

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee