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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.