Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.