Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Through Frodosynthesis
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.