Ring Bearer Jokes

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Designate Jokes More Designate Jokes

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!