Ring Bearer Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

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