Elopping shears
A new last name.
Because they're cantaloupes.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Because they cantaloupe.
One less drunk.
Most weddings happen in June.
Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
On a bun-eymoon!
They cantaloupe
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
On their bunnymoon.
A new last name
Exchange him.
TLDR
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
Furlong
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
A community centre
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
I glove you.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Dismay.
Her gambling habit.
Denim Denim Denim
