Elopping shears
A new last name.
Because they're cantaloupes.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Because they cantaloupe.
One less drunk.
Most weddings happen in June.
Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
On a bun-eymoon!
They cantaloupe
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
On their bunnymoon.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
No, John! can't see
The Leprenomichaun.
They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
That would be a dead giveaway.
Barium.
The ring bearer had an erection.
Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
Legolas
Syrian Mckellen
They put on mittens.
She had mittens!
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