The ring bearer had an erection.
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Coffee Mug
Elopping shears
A new last name.
Because they're cantaloupes.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Because they cantaloupe.
One less drunk.
Most weddings happen in June.
Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
On a bun-eymoon!
They cantaloupe
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
On their bunnymoon.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
Disappointed.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
One strike, and they're out.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
Because they all wore mittens.
Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
Ewe wouldn't understand.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Gomer's Pile
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
