Elopping shears
A new last name.
Because they're cantaloupes.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Because they cantaloupe.
One less drunk.
Most weddings happen in June.
Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
On a bun-eymoon!
They cantaloupe
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
On their bunnymoon.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
De Beers
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
You're grounded.
His answer: "My mom."
They both take away the coffin.
We'll have to rehearse that.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
A cloud.
Hey look, we have the same IPhone case
Middle school.
A last name
