A Puthy
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Furlong
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
TLDR
TL;DR
He gets Thor arms!
Because he is an x-boxer
You would rise and shine.
The Polish.
We Can't Alope
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Twelve
Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.
None, the two are not a snake
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.