TLDR
A Puthy
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Furlong
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
How many did it take last year
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
They're both Christmith Thongs.
Thort thorts.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
You mustard be joking!
Give her a shovel.
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
Crusty
Bean-laden
