Groom Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Race Horse Jokes More Race Horse Jokes

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

New Jokes More New Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!