A Puthy
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Furlong
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Glue.
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
TL;DR
TLDR
Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
A self-cleaning coven.
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
It makes the front page.
The brides are already dressed in white.
Bride and Prejudice!
You may now "hiss" the bride.
Hiss off!
One less drunk.
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
