Mike Tyson Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite song?

Down With The Thickness.

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What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee?

Mike Tyson's inmate number.

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.