Mike Tyson Jokes

How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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He looks for fresh prints.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.