He thlides into your DMth.
Down With The Thickness.
Tysssonssss
By taking a math gainer.
A Puthy
Whatever you want
He looks for fresh prints.
There are no videos of Mike Tyson.
Because he's an Xboxer.
That's methed-up!
He was invited to thunday math.
Thort thorts.
They both go down for the count!!
Luthy.
Mike Tyson's dog.
Are you Thor
Methed up
He gets Thor arms!
May be offensive) Mike Tyson
They're both Christmith Thongs.
With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson
Hate Thread!
Mike Tyson's inmate number.
The loser was 'thore'
That's growth.
Because it was clothed.
Because he is an x-boxer
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
All Fridays Matter
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
Fresh prints.
Anglican.
Pretty good
Ten Roofies.
In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Attire.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
Because he was coffin.
A bite in shining armor.