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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.