What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.