What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.