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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.