What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!