What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee?

Mike Tyson's inmate number.