Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.