Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.