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Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.