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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film?

Luthy.