What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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How many feminists does it take.........to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

What do women and computers have in common?

You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.