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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.