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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.