Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life