Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia