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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.