What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds