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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds