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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.