What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time