What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears