What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.