What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.