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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

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