What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.