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What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"