What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

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Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.