What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.