What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon