What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!