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What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

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What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep