What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies