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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Hush Puppy Jokes More Hush Puppy Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.