What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.