April Sale - 20% Off

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin