The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
A horse
Bonnie and Clydesdale!
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
A virgin
An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
