What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

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What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin