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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.