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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.