What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.