What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.