Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!
Nothing. They're both crustacians.
I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
A rotten banana.
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
Why are you picking on me?
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Umm in a cake.
A few degrees.
Women should be first.
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
When it's been sliced.
