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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!