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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who's there! Chrysalis! Chrysalis who?

Chrysalis the cake for you!

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!