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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.