School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

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