Women should be first.
Jockey and Jill!
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Battle Royale with cheese.
Ba-dum-tss
The joke is its own pun-ishment.
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
Mabul cake.
A new bus.
Because he always showed up in cuneiform.
The NBA.
Because everyone has a little good in them
Kermit the frogs finger.
He plays with Pooh.