School Bus Jokes

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Racism Jokes More Racism Jokes

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.