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School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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I Love Pizza & You

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11?

One is a part-time job the other an inside

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

School Jokes More School Jokes

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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It's on the front page