School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!