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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.