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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction