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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.