Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum