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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

School Jokes More School Jokes

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it