Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.