Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.