What do you call a man with no arms or ...

Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Skipper Jokes More Skipper Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!