Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
Matt
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
They have in-door fins
A Rottweiler on a children's playground.
Her arms are amputated.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
Four guys watching a baseball game.
Because abortions float.
Bob
No phone numbers.
A condom.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Patti O'Furniture
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
The NBA
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
He calls it a work of art.
It deep ends.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
He was always drinking on the job
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
He didn't want to get hippothermia.
He was the skipper!
