Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.
You wave hello!
A Tattoo.
Matt
Your mother!
A Dell - Rolling In The Deep
Tell Jamal to drop it
Russel.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
You open it slightly so it's ajar.
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Because it wasn't ceiling.
You sit in your own pew
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
A well educated Barista
I rack.
Bob
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Bob.
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
He was the skipper!