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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Annie Jokes More Annie Jokes

What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.