Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Annie Jokes More Annie Jokes

What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!