Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

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What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.