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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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A young feminist orphan Annie

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.