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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Bolivia Jokes More Bolivia Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!