What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.