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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who do you give a lost gun to?

The rifle owner.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Bolivia Jokes More Bolivia Jokes

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.