What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Bolivia Jokes More Bolivia Jokes

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.