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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

And "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

Bolivia Jokes More Bolivia Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!