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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!