What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.