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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!