It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Matt
Limp Biscuit
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
A Myfeetasaur
A shellocopter. damn homies
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
A Chinese telephone
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak