What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

Shredded Tweet!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!