What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!