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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

What else?

You've walked out of wife

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!