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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!