It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
They have no legs to pull!
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
A walk.
I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
You owe Eve an O.
A head banger.
