What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.