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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What is a woman?

Man with a uterus somewhere

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.