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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy