What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy