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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.