What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes