What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.