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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes