What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!