What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

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What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses