What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen