What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.