What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.