What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case