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What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!