Duck tape!
They always quack the case
When he's quacked.
A paradox
They quack up
Because she was a quack.
Cause they would quack up.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Quack the case!
They always quack the case.
A small medical clinic.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Because of the windshield.
Dew diligance
Thrown out of the petting zoo
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
You don't, you get down off a duck.
She had harp failure.
You get your job and your wife back.
They havent been taught good table manners!
Because he had two Drumsticks.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
