Quack Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

You might also enjoy:

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Good Detective Jokes More Good Detective Jokes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Junkie Jokes More Junkie Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield