Duck tape!
They always quack the case
When he's quacked.
A paradox
They quack up
Because she was a quack.
Quack
Cause they would quack up.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Quack the case!
They were selling quack in the park.
Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!
I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
They always quack the case.
EVERYDAY!!
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Because he was smoking quack!
In case they get a hole in one!
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Good goat!
It loses its cool.
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!
To buy some quack croakaine!
To pick up some chicks.
Steven Spellberg!
A ghoul Yule!