Duck tape!
They always quack the case
When he's quacked.
A paradox
They quack up
Because she was a quack.
Quack
Cause they would quack up.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Quack the case!
They were selling quack in the park.
Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!
I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
They always quack the case.
Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.
Morning wood.
They share the same middle name.
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Because they'll crack up anyways
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
Buzz.....
Quack cocaine
House.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Ay puppi.
The pet store
A washing machine
Walmart!