Duck tape!
They always quack the case
When he's quacked.
A paradox
They quack up
Because she was a quack.
Quack
Cause they would quack up.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Quack the case!
They were selling quack in the park.
Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!
I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
They always quack the case.
A Robber Ducky!
Too much quack.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Quack cocaine
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
We abuse
Barbers.
The doctor had to heal-ium.
Because they were using a Berner Phone.
Quackbooks!
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
Getting out of the bed!
To give the ants a chance.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."