Duck tape!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They always quack the case
When he's quacked.
A paradox
They quack up
Because she was a quack.
Quack
Cause they would quack up.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Ducks like a quack.
Quack the case!
"If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."
They were selling quack in the park.
Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!
I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
They always quack the case.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
Because they pull out at the last second.
Because it's re-fined!
Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
Because of the windshield.
Dubai fours
A flirtation device.
Quack cocaine
Quack.
Wet.
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
