Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!