Pet Store Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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'Where is the bar tended?'

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What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.