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Pet Store Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it