Pet Store Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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Chick to chick!

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Hebrews.

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Put it on my bill

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What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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Dominicans are close, but no cigar