Pet Store Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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