Pet Store Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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Where my single ladies at?

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Junkie Jokes More Junkie Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.