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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....