Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.