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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.