What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy