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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.