What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.