What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale?

It's made with more hops!

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.