What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.