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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How do you know a blonde likes you?

She screws you two nights in a row.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.