Recede Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

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Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

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99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Recede Hairline Jokes More Recede Hairline Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.