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What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"