What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.