What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.