What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"