Niagara Falls Jokes

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.