Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit