Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit