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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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A roamin' Catholic.*

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A roamin' Catholic.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit