What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit