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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

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A roamin' numeral.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit