Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

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What's a boxers favorite joke?

Punchline.

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

Roamin Jokes More Roamin Jokes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

Unconscious Habit Jokes More Unconscious Habit Jokes

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit