Roamin Jokes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

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I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What's the best rock to sleep on?

Bed rock

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!