Roamin Jokes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Unconscious Habit Jokes More Unconscious Habit Jokes

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.