Roamin Jokes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover